niggardly coinage

The act of being short on money, or being in a tight financial situation that generally could have been avoided by being financially adept. Further, it can also be used when one has little to no liquid funds due to being jumped, a by-product of living in the hood.

Friend: you owe me 5 bucks

You: I've got some niggardly coinage I'll pay you when I don't

Girlfriend: You only got me a ring pop for valentines day?

You: I got some niggardly coinage deal with it ho

by The unhyea March 4, 2021

Corsage Creepage

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"

by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005

Chilli con carnage

The stomach upset that follows eating spicy mexican food

After that mexican banquet the toilet suffered some chilli con carnage

by tashy76 March 12, 2009

anal carnage

A combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex.

Bill: After Daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us.

by Chrolsen January 6, 2009

Chloe Carnage

Ultimate myspace whore. Probably better than Jeffree Star. Fierce and stunning, Chloe Carnage is a household name, spanning her talent and fame worldwide. She is the new an upcoming sensation. This bitch starts trends.

"I saw Chloe Carnage wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops"

by CRNGFAN69 November 12, 2009

Corange

When a corn tastes very orange, i.e. when corn tastes like an orange fruit

Dude, I just shucked some corn, but it tasted very corange

by The Bringer of Lettuce February 1, 2020

comfortable coinage

The preferred return of metal coinage for a given transaction to keep one from being bogged down with unfavorable denominations.

As opposed to taking the full 57 cents change from the cashier, Bob opted to leave the nickel and two dimes behind and pocket only the comfortable coinage.

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003