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conspiracy theorists

Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.
Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
by Eliwashere March 25, 2008
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Conspiracy theory

Something people make up to make themselves feel like they know something others don't. Usually these made up stories are baseless, illogical conclusions. Most conspiracy theories are made up by douches, and believed by morons.

Not all conspiracy theories are false, however nearly all of them are.

It is also not uncommon for jackasses to make a show dedicated to conspiracy theories, for example The Glenn Beck show, or Conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura.

It is a well-known fact by people who aren't idiots, that any show that contains a series of Conspiracy theories is going to have the majority of them wrong, if not all.
Guy1: I heard a conspiracy theory that the world is going to end in 2012, that is if Obama and George Soros don't destroy the world first!!!

Guy2: What are you talking about? How do you know any of what you're saying is true?

Guy1: I heard some guy on T.V. talking about it bro

Guy2: Have you thought about it and questioned the stupidity of these claims at all?

Guy1: Oh no! You must be an Islamic alien sent to earth by George Bush to cover up the real people behind 9/11!! You're just trying to brainwash meeeee
by Snax110 March 22, 2011
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conspiracy terrorist

A person who terrorises the people in their environment by non-stop preaching about their conspiracy theories
Bryan: I told you to stop drinking water, the government puts aluminum in it to stop you from thinking for yourself.
John: Please just drop it! Stop being such a conspiracy terrorist.
by _Mero_ January 5, 2018
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conspiracy theory

Literally - the idea of people breathing together.

Con=together. Spire=breathe.
She didn't want a respirator, didn't want to expire. Her inspiration was that once the pandemic passed she might breathe with other people, her conspiracy theory, and it filled her with hope.
by Monkey's Dad April 27, 2020
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Conspiracy Theorists

Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.
by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012
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When you look up your name/your friends name on the urban dictionary and the description is completely accurate which results in you being mind blown. That is the urbandictionary name conspiracy.
*Charlie Sheen looks up his name in the urbandictionary*

The name Charlie is often the name a guy that is bi-winning and has tiger blood is called.

Charlie: Duuude, how did they know?!
Dude: Yeah Charlie, that's the Urbandictionary name conspiracy...
by areyoume? May 31, 2011
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Conspiracy Theorist

Tim: Did you hear that the conspiracy theorists are claiming that the Rockefeller Foundation is funding the covid passports?

Bob: No, but I heard that they think the "Build Back Better" motto comes from The Great Reset & politicians were chanting it worldwide during 2020 lmaooo. Idiots!
by Rebelfighters April 8, 2021
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