computer teacher

The teacher of a computer class. They tend to block gaming websites unless they are educational gaming websites. They don't trust ANY of the kids with computers, Especially the kid who gave the computers a virus 3 years ago that has repeatedly told the teacher it was an accident

(This was just made to make fun of my computer teacher)

Guy: Bro my computer teacher is so strict

by datbroneo October 7, 2020

compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, droid also follows upward to 20 other fan pages, including those who roleplay the characters from the game.

person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing

by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021

Nopter Copter

a fancy/ classy ass way for saying no

"hey, ummm, well, i really like you and i wa-a-as wondering if you wanted to go to the danc-"
"NOPTER COPTER"

by the cringey meme kid September 29, 2017

compersion

Often a term used among polyamorous (openly nonmonogamous) people. Often called the antonym of jealousy. Seeing your partner/s get a crush on, hook up with, fall in love with, or in any other way romantically bond with other people, and feeling deep happiness, joy, and love for them.

"You're in love with Parker, don't you feel jealous that he's started dating Emily?"
"Actually, no, I feel compersion. She's really cool. He lights up to see her. When I see him that happy, I actually feel happy for him, not jealous."

by nomadak March 10, 2010

Computer

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

computer drama

Experiencing excessive problems with your old-ass computer. This includes getting computer viruses all the time, accidentally deleting your entire hard drive, and even getting a virus from installing a pirated anti-virus program. In other words, technology hates you.

I am fed up hearing about Kevin's computer drama. It must have been from downloading all that pr0n.

by smo0thoperator February 18, 2010

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009