Metro Early College High School

NEW EDITION:
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.

Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.

by PLzsave my memes February 27, 2017

Calm and collected

To be chilled and ready for the world and life

I like to stay calm and collected when I'm handling situations

by Savy my nigga July 6, 2018

collectors anxiety

The fear of missing out on content, e.g. in a video game

Due to collectors anxiety I'm checking every spot on the game map twice.

by denimjacketsail May 13, 2020

Stella Maris College

A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or St. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to St. Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education
Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.

Boy: whose that chick hiding in the corner over there

Boy2: must be a Stella Maris college girl

by hotnbbitch May 31, 2019

College

-The biggest mistake of my life.

-Do not fucking bother.

-A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.

Thanks to my poor judgement, I now have to spend the next 30 years paying back every dime I make to my college!

If any moron can get a degree these days, what's the point of spending the money?

by I_HATE_COLLEGE February 5, 2012

college education

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

by Katie Hill January 21, 2008

College Board

a aristocratic group that manipulates khan academy into advertising the SAT (to gain popularity over the ACT). And really expensive AP tests. they have convinced colleges that making kids pay a lot of $ to send one number to them is a good indicator of college readiness. not to mention some ppl can pay $69420 for test prep and likely do well

College Board charges so much to send one fucking number to a school. I got a 5 on the ap test but i m broke from buying the test. how tf will i send my scores to colleges? might as well not take any college board tests and not do college :(

by Monish Alibaba March 9, 2019