Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

Clusterfuckery

The process of Great Britain exiting the European Union, and becoming FUK (Former United Kingdom)

In an ongoing clusterfuckery, the MPs continued to debate several amendments to amend the existing amendments.

by Dagu33 March 26, 2019

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004

clusterfuckistan

A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.

"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.

by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010

clusterfuck

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

by MoonKnight December 24, 2002

clusterfucking

An orgy, sex en masse

It was a room full of people fucking, one giant clusterfuck

by Anonymous December 21, 2002