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Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.
1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.
by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009
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pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009
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broom closet

a term used by the Pagan community for those who haven't yet revealed their religion to others. also applies to those who consider themselves witches (no, not like in fiction or tv. using meditation and energy work to change yourself or a situation pertaining to you) Comparable to a non-straight person still in the closet. By telling others, you can come out of the broom closet.
I'm seriously looking at Wicca, but to my parents I'm still in the broom closet.
by rhynne January 3, 2009
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close call

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.
Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.
by Philco January 15, 2008
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clemmy clue

Nickname for Clementine in The Walking Dead Video Game. Used affectionately by PewDiePie.
I don't know about you, but I know about Clemmy Clue!
by WilliamLC February 15, 2014
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cause-heads

Individuals who take an issue and stick with it or protest it for about a week; a mob of liberal environmentalists concerned about everything but doing little about it
As you walked around the anti-globalization protest, you could hear the animal rights cause-heads chanting "Save the whales!"
by Webster September 30, 2004
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raging clue

Phrase meaning an erection from South Park's season 10 episode with the Hardly Boys.
Ugh, i'm getting a raging clue right now!
by Mahaa November 1, 2006
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