Cleesemas

The holiday of October 27th, commemorating the day of the birth of John Marwood Cleese.

You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.

Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.

Fred: Dude! Cleesemas is right around the corner and i cant find my dead Norwegian Blue Parrot anywhere!

Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.

Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!

by Roxis360 March 8, 2010

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

Cleeshy

Cheesy or cliche. Basically something that is over-used and has pretty much lost all meaning.

It might sound cleeshy but I would like to thank everyone for making my dreams come true.

by cheskaheartbeat August 2, 2011

Cleeve School

Quite possibly the worst school in the country. It is NOT for the faint hearted.

Cleeve School is the dodgiest place in Cheltenham and maybe even in the whole world.

by glosposts March 3, 2019

Cleam

To have the appearance of being clean, when a person really isnt. This can apply to hygine or personality.

"He's so cleam!"
"Nah, he's cleam"
"Dam, even after the party she looks cleam!"

by Mintie April 4, 2009

Clee

To come in between; to unintentionally block or seemingly intercept another person's carnal goal; particularly useful in love triangle situations

Mr. Choi thought he'd have a nice, low-key date with Ms. Lee, only to have Mr. Cho come and clee the whole set-up. Mr. Choi was visibly frustrated by Mr. Cho's acting of cleeing, but made his best effort to appear nonchalant.

by Sad Mr. Choi November 27, 2011

clem

North East England colloquial term used to replace the unit of imperial measure of a Stone in weight.

That big girl over there must weight at least 30 clem.

by billgatese30 May 18, 2011