I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
Get the Colon Cleansing Catastrophemug. When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
by Jlewmook September 22, 2016
Get the coldplay cleansemug. by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017
Get the taco cleansemug. Cleansed is short for a gentile that was targeted for ethnic cleansing by the Jewish Defense League to meet their complete ethnic cleansing deadline of 2078.
by Don Haskins Queen June 15, 2022
Get the Cleansedmug. by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022
Get the colon cleansingmug. When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
by graya November 29, 2017
Get the emotional cleansemug. by Panda lane September 20, 2017
Get the cleanse your brianmug.