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emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
by graya November 29, 2017
mugGet the emotional cleansemug.

Ethnic Cleansing (2002)

The most utterly vile and unapologetically racist video game to ever exist. Period. The fact that this game is not illegal to own is a fucking travesty.
"Ethnic Cleansing (2002)" is a video game where you play as a KKK member (or a Neo-Nazi, as if that's any better) committing domestic terrorism in the form of mass murder...and that's as far as I'll go in describing it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 3, 2024
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Jahn Cleansing

When someone Goons on Yo Butt.

"How about I Goon on Yo Butt" - Jahn, 2025
if you don't shut yo mouth imma give you a Jahn Cleansing
by Fluffy4Skin July 21, 2025
mugGet the Jahn Cleansingmug.

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.
Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.
by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020
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Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.
My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'
by schadbud January 23, 2024
mugGet the Hollywood Cleansemug.

coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.
by Jlewmook September 22, 2016
mugGet the coldplay cleansemug.

Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
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