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Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.
My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'
by schadbud January 23, 2024
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cleansed

It's what non-peasants feel when they have undertaken activities that reduce the burden of their lavish lifestyles. Such activities include - Mad streaks in gambling, Taking no losses and Downing large amounts of sugar free monster energy drinks.
6 ft 4, Rolex & Cleansed
by Goated December 8, 2018
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Wendys Cleanse

Me: just ordered a wendys frostie!
Also me: time for that wendys cleanse!
by Clownlord July 8, 2021
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emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"
by graya November 29, 2017
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colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.
Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022
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Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.
Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.
by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024
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