emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 29, 2017

Gender Cleansing

Killing all of one gender, basically ethnic cleansing but instead you kill a certain gender instead of a certain ethnicity.

Hey Christine do you want to go kill all men?
Of course I would love to go commit some gender cleansing Jessica.

by TS9474 December 5, 2017

coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

cleansing the palate

The act of fucking your boyfriend to remove guilt after you cheated with another man.

I accidentally fucked another man so last night I had to do a little cleansing the palate.

by 1970 ink slinger June 3, 2016

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.

Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.

by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024