coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Gender Cleansing

Killing all of one gender, basically ethnic cleansing but instead you kill a certain gender instead of a certain ethnicity.

Hey Christine do you want to go kill all men?
Of course I would love to go commit some gender cleansing Jessica.

by TS9474 December 5, 2017

French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025

Deep cleanse

Where after a long hard day of work, you piss, shit, spit, cum, shower, use deodorant, and use cologne.

Man, I feel filthy as fuck, I need to do a deep cleanse.

by Huhuhuuuhuhhh January 11, 2024

Ethic-cleansing

Ethic-cleansing (V)
(Eh-thick-klen-sing)

The act of rationalizing common actions, behaviors, phraseology, grooming patterns or gestures that are historically tied to the oppression of "the other".

Synonymous with sane-washing. It is the intentional or unintentional act of normalizing what is commonly understood to be in connection with one specific moment in history.

Try as you might, but citing Chaplin's style is in fact ethic-cleansing the "Adolph" stache.

by ReaganlnTheMoney January 26, 2025

Internal cleanse

When you cum in your girl so hard that it comes out her asshole, bussy, mouth, eyeballs, nose, fingertips.

IM GONNA BLOW A LOAD!!!

HOLY SHIT THAT BLEW OUT OF EVERYWHERE! THAT WAS AN INTERNAL CLEANSE!

by Abong has tiny shlong May 25, 2019