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learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"
John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*
by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012
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Clare Bear

A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
by riverrr1075 August 3, 2009
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Learned the Clarinet at School

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school
by dudeinasock November 3, 2012
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Clarksonesque

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.
He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it
by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011
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clarrise

She's beautiful and strong willed. If you're a guy you'd be lucky to have her in your life even if it's just as a friend. For the ladies she's your ride or die kinda girl always there for you. She has this amazing body, a great sense of humour and you can't help but be happy when around her. In short she's your almost perfect girl.
That girl must be a Clarrise, she always makes me smile
by Imbecilicous May 9, 2018
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chess clarity

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021
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Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.
Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.
by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009
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