Chrisis

(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.

Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!

by mandawanda March 27, 2010

Chrissexual

A sexual orientation, characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire towards Chris.

Yeah I'm totally a Chrissexual.

by Jdizzle1986 January 17, 2011

crises

Plural form of 'crisis'.

All these people are suffering from similar crises! Look at 'em go!

by Cyde September 15, 2003

Sissy Chrissy

A cute gay boy. Often wears pink polo shorts and yellow or pink pants. Often not very smart or athletic, hence, "sissy"

Hey! Look! That Sissy Chrissy had to stop playing basketball because his nipples itch!

by The C School September 29, 2005

chrissy

a girl who has bleach blonde hair and blue eyes
a girl who walks around in slippers
a girl who smokes marijuana and calls it "grass"

Melissa: Hey did you see that Chrissy over there?
Cody: Yeah she said she was smoking some grass......
Melissa: Oh............We Should Also Smoke Some Grass
Cody: Golly Gee! Sound like a plan! Deuces!

by iamzion August 28, 2011

chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

Chrissa

A really hot and sexy girl who smells very good. Has huge and bouncy breasts. Also, has a nice big ass that you want to smack so hard. She has long and skinny fingers you want to suck on. Is also, a freak in the sheets. Chrissa has juicy and plumpy lips, with a very long tongue. Her eyebrows are on fleek and she is the most perfect lady in the entire world. Boys, be prepared!

Boy 1: I had sex with Chrissa last night, my dick felt so comfortable in her pussy.
Boy 2: Way to go bro, you're so lucky, that you are with that chick.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019