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catchers mit

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.
"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.
by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006
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cunt catcher

An impressive automobile that has the ability to turn heads and drop skirts.
Nice car, That's a real cunt catcher isn't it?
by DVB May 13, 2005
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bullet catcher

Used to refer to members of the military. Usually refers to members of an infantry unit or any other high speed dangerious unit such as special forces. Most often used to describe members of the Army or Marines or members of other branches who endure a large number of casualties.
John: I've been thinking about joining the Army and hopefully going infantry.

Tom: Good Luck. I'd join with you but being a bullet catcher really isn't my thing.
by that<one>guy March 3, 2010
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Clit Catcher

A large gap between a persons 2 front teeth.
by giamKS January 1, 2008
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catcher

a guy that recieves anal sex from another guy
i heard luis is a total catcher
by angie February 21, 2005
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Crumb Catchers

the large breasts of a woman(or man) which often catch the crumbs of Combos or other miscellaneous snacks.
DAMN MARIAH, look at all the food your crumb catchers are getting.

Wow, with DSL's and crumb catchers like that, you must live in New York.
by The Anonymous Ricky G March 3, 2009
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Clatchet

The unmatched fusion of two usually completely opposite characteristics (classy and ratchet).

Often can exist in the combination of incredibly expensive and fancy wardrobe, with, more than questionable and hood rat actions.
Also getting belligerently turnt up while a) being at a non-prostitutional establishment and/or b) maintaining the public's perception that you are upper class.

Can be represented by the statement "Dressed up and turnt up".
That prostitute is currently eating inside of Ruth's Chris, if that's not clatchet then I can't even be sure I'm a butt pirate anymore.

Being too drunk to taste this roasted chicken while my date blows me at this Lakeside Resort for BTP formal was the most clatchet experience of my lifetime.

Clint Eastwood penetrating Kreayshawn is the literal materialization of the first definition of clatchet.
by EATSTHEWHOLEASS October 4, 2013
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