chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by User #109123 February 16, 2017

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004

mother chuffer

i word that is used for shouting out when you do something of dis-pleasement

" mother chuffer ive dropped my high priced can of beans on my new card board box"

by Anime_dork666 October 30, 2007

cock chafer

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.

I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.

by Summers June 28, 2007

Loomis Chaffee

A Once Prominent and dignified educational institution located in the cozy boroughs of Windsor, Connecticut, home to brilliant scholars and intellectuals. Unfortunately, as of late, the quality of this school has been run aground onto the metaphorical island of shit. The school now sports a wonderfully heinous student population with such laudatory people such as hard drug dealers (i.e. ecstasy, cocaine, etc.), rapists, and as many stoned out of their mind teenagers as you could ever want. In addition, academics has gone down the drain, sporting the fact that nearly 25% of graduates have been "held back" an extra year. Also The athletics are quite poor as the once frivolous lacrosse program has declined into a recent 2-12 season pit.

All in all, It costs a hell of a lot of money ($53,000/ year aprox.) just to get rid of your brat kid 4 years early.

Alex: Ever thought about going to that there Loomis Chaffee school?

Seth: Nah I don't want to fuck my life up.

Alex: touche'.

by steppymat8 February 19, 2014

chaffee

a person who inherrets everything from dead relatives and never ever throws the objects away, packrat, hoarder, weirdo, quin, jack barakat.. ect.

Chaffee is someone who will take things from people who have passed and never throw them away, untill they have passed and then they will pass their shit on to an other Chaffee.

by quin volcom mangensin June 14, 2008

Chuffer

A chuffer is a climber who uses the word 'chuffer' in an ambiguously derogatory way towards other (usually stronger) climbers.
When asked the meaning of this word, the person who used it typically starts to use adjectives that describe him/herself.

I met him once while I was crushing his projects...

by LosBenitos June 27, 2010