carpenters dream

flat as a board and easy to nail

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

carpe jugulum

There's a book by Terry Pratchett named "Carpe Jugulum",which means something like "Seize neck/jugular".

This book is about vampires clan from Ubervald with motoo "Carpe Jugulum" :).If you're Pratchett's fan,you'd get the point easily

by V.Ancheva January 4, 2009

carpet rash

brush burns obtained from tearin one off on a carpet

Dude1:"you got some wicked carpet rash there dude"
Dude2:"that's nothing-you should see your mom's back"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Carpet Treatment

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.

I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".

by Sorjones March 21, 2009

Carpal Tunnel Vision

An affliction that prevents all I.T. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.

"Hey, I would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but I have Carpal Tunnel Vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry."

by myykuul January 7, 2010

Carpet shoes

Rectangle pieces of carpet usually the size of the bottom of shoes. Used to hide any foot prints from border patrol when illegal immigrants carry bales of marijuana across the Mexican/American border.

I was in the desert yesterday and found three pairs of carpet shoes.

by El coyote March 13, 2019