Caucasity

Invented circa 2022 in Wichita, KS; describes instances of aggressive white blandness, particularly of the midwestern flavor.

"That Trumpy Bear is peak caucasity"

by Hohenberger April 25, 2022

caucarita

the white girlfriend of a mexican male

Hey is that(insert mexican male name here) with his new white girlfriend?
no man that's his caucarita ( insert white female name here). You know (insert mexican male name here) don't like the brown girls

by benwastyxx May 2, 2010

Caucacious

Used when describing anything that is stereo-typically Caucasian.

We are out here buying avocados, that shit is caucacious.
I just finished my caucacious workout A.K.A. jogging.

by Kai___ June 11, 2018

Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops

i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here

by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020

Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.

Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.

by God Hisself June 8, 2023