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Running ones hand or hands over a piece or component of a motorcycle or Automobile before attempting to remove it for repair.
by Major Noshheroff June 25, 2021
Get the Carfrottage mug.When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.
Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.
Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.
Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!
Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!
Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.
Me: dude, you carfished me…
Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!
Or…..
Me: dude. This car is beat up!
Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.
Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?
Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?
Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!
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