Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.

You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.

by private-polymath November 25, 2018

Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

Just in Casing

Just in Casing- Before you go out for the night clean up your apartment or house just in case you bring a girl or guy home after the bar or party

Bill: What ya doing man
Mike: Nothing "just in casing" the house before we hit the bar.

by Mikeysurfer December 8, 2010

camping

1. To spend time with nature, leaving behind much of the technological advances and "roughing it."
2. The act of staying in one spot in a game and "sniping" other players.

1. Let's go camping in the woods.
2. I hate those camping whores!

by FlamingCat April 14, 2003

Harold Camping

A pastor who predicted that the world was going to end on May 21st, 2011. He was wrong.

Hey guys, Harold Camping here. On May 21st, all of us Christians are gonna go to Heaven. You ready guys? Oh, crap. Nevermind...

by Nafrenchfry September 24, 2011

Amanda Van Camping

When girls hide out in cars in front of a building with the hopes of gaining information on their victims for personal gain. Some of these reasons include but are not limited to: School, Money, Guys, Evans, Animals, Garbage Pales, Eye drops.

See definition of Amanda *Generic girl name* See definition of Jane Doe

"Did you see Sydney Amanda Van Camping in front of Professor Caruso's house last weekend?"

"I hate seeing girls like Mikaela amanda van camping for money"

by CowboysTheBest December 15, 2011

metro-camping

The alternative to actual camping. The process of staying in a trailer or another modern shelter that is not a traditional tent, lean-to, or cave. This camping-like event that is not considered real camping as you usually have access to things such as power, showers, a vehicle, air conditioning and heating.

Metro-camping: People who pull a fully-loaded trailer up to a provincial park, park it between two trees on a designated lot, plug in their power so the trailer air conditioning starts up, turn on the satalite tv and start the built-in microwave for supper.

vs

Camping: Canoeing through Algonquin Park with millions of misquitoes and black flies molesting you while you have to take a crap behind a tree and use leaves or your hand to wipe your ass, then running back to your 4 person tent that really sleeps 2 and trying for 30 minutes to kills all the bugs that got in while you wait to go flip the steak that's grilling on a rock on the fire.

by Eric and Jen September 5, 2008