cupcaked

The act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. Then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
Other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. Leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.

A fathers favourite for his own children's visiting school friends. (See my brother in law)
"Want a buscuit?...Aaargh!, you dirty *%!!!, you just cupcaked me.
A firm favouite for people who have just started seeing each other.
- see also: Dutch oven

by Ali Bongo. November 10, 2007

cupcakes

the whores of the muffin world

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.

by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008

dusty cupcake

the act of snorting cocaine off of a woman's breasticle, i.e. the imagery of such an act

e.g. yo that Leiza chick was awesome, she let me pull a dusty cupcake off of her

by Galette Bedford May 9, 2011

cupcakeable

a person that you would wanna get at

dayum look at that ass that girl is cupcakeable

by cuddiessayyee December 22, 2007

cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.

Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.

by Jen April 25, 2005

cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.

*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"

by rabbiteyes January 31, 2010

cupcake nazi

Someone who repeatedly tells everyone they will bring delicious cupcakes but then never do.

Annaliese told me she would bring some cupcakes but then she didn’t, she is such a Cupcake Nazi.

by Multiple Sources June 19, 2020