Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Cannoned

A woman who has been impregnated by Nick Cannon.

I got cannoned on my date with Nick Cannon and now I’m having his baby.

by Good stone November 14, 2022

Calzone

A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa

"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"

by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 3, 2023

Cantonese Bomb

A bomb which when you speak Cantonese in Mr Tang's lesson, you get one and deducts one tick 💀

Student A: 早上好我很喜欢吃冰淇凌
Student B: OOOOO YOU GET CANTONESE BOMB
Mr Tang: ok
Student A: :( why me again

by random person (racist) November 3, 2023

Cantonese Waterslide

A Cantonese Waterslide is a sex move, where you have sex with a Cantonese transvestite while she is dressed as Meg from Family Guy, just before climax, flip her onto her back and pee in sync with her. Then ejaculate onto the flow of piss, causing the semen to flow down her back like a water slide.

"Hey why were you so late to the party"

"I was giving my girl a Cantonese Waterslide while listening to Nettspend, It was awesome!"

by Mrgleema12 November 28, 2024