bryan: dude i feel so weird rn
kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high
kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high
by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023
Get the proxy highmug. To be excited by the object of ones unrequited desire's cruelty to loved ones or third parties as a means of personal subjugation.
To enjoy the cruelty of the powerful over the powerless when powerless yourself.
To enjoy the cruelty of the powerful over the powerless when powerless yourself.
When the one you can't have insists on being cruel to the one you've got, and you cum in your pants? That's not even masochism, it's masochism by proxy.
by Rick.T.Urbane April 23, 2015
Get the masochism by proxymug. A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)
by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016
Get the Asian by Proxymug. Refers to where Person A wishes to give Person B a big ol’ "arms-around", but is presently unable to conveniently/acceptably approach Person B to do so. Person C, however, does happen to be in a position to “administer da lovies” to Person B, and so Person C cheerfully/obligingly gives Person B a hug in lieu of da warm squeeze dat Person A had wanted to give Person B.
Proxy hugs can be administered for a wide variety of reasons, some of the more common instances are:
(1) The person wanting to give the hug is presently wedged away back behind some tall objects or in a tightly-confined space to attend to a necessary task back there, and so it would be excessively difficult for him to clamberingly extricate himself just to give the other person his hug, and then have to slither himself right back there again to finish his job.
(2) The person wanting to give the hug is all “sticky-yucky” from a hot/dusty/messy task he’s presently engaged in, and so he doesn’t want to soil the clean/neat garments/skin of the huggee.
(3) The person wanting to give the hug presently has a contagious illness, and so he does not want to touch or even come near anyone else for fear of spreading germs.
(4) The person wanting to give the hug is not actually present at the huggee’s location; maybe they are just talking on the phone, and the would-be hugger is super-grateful to the huggee for one of more nice things that he did for him. Something like this happens several times in the “Bionic Woman” series --- the Secretary of State wants to thank Jaime Sommers for her valorous services, but he is either super-tied-up with urgent matters of state or has to be out of the country at the time, and so he asks Oscar Goldman to thank Jaime for him.
(1) The person wanting to give the hug is presently wedged away back behind some tall objects or in a tightly-confined space to attend to a necessary task back there, and so it would be excessively difficult for him to clamberingly extricate himself just to give the other person his hug, and then have to slither himself right back there again to finish his job.
(2) The person wanting to give the hug is all “sticky-yucky” from a hot/dusty/messy task he’s presently engaged in, and so he doesn’t want to soil the clean/neat garments/skin of the huggee.
(3) The person wanting to give the hug presently has a contagious illness, and so he does not want to touch or even come near anyone else for fear of spreading germs.
(4) The person wanting to give the hug is not actually present at the huggee’s location; maybe they are just talking on the phone, and the would-be hugger is super-grateful to the huggee for one of more nice things that he did for him. Something like this happens several times in the “Bionic Woman” series --- the Secretary of State wants to thank Jaime Sommers for her valorous services, but he is either super-tied-up with urgent matters of state or has to be out of the country at the time, and so he asks Oscar Goldman to thank Jaime for him.
by QuacksO August 28, 2018
Get the proxy hugmug. by JulieO February 11, 2014
Get the shot proxymug. A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.
man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!
by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011
Get the Proxy-Miteshmug. by DenverHaze October 23, 2012
Get the cock proxymug.