butthedirtyoldwhoretoldmetodoit

Butthedirtyoldwhoretoldmetodoit: The term you say in less than a fraction of a second after you are found fucking your best friends grandma.

Friend #1: "W.T.F."
Friend #2" "Butthedirtyoldwhoretoldmetodoit"

by Watermilk March 29, 2005

Butterdoor

A woman's nether region.

Jordan likes to keep her butterdoor clean for work.

by Buttertroll June 26, 2010

buttrent

As a guy, sleeping with your male landlord in lieu of money.

1. John was four weeks overdue for his rent and had no hope of finding a job, so he had to pay buttrent again.

2. Alex was mystified by the sign on his new apartment block that stated "no cards buttrent will do".

by Antimony, Duchess of Norwich November 11, 2012

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 2, 2015

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Buttered nudes

Lubing yourself up whilst naked and sending pictures of yourself to lovers.

"Babe, I'm sad. Can you send some Buttered Nudes as a 'pick me up?"

by Filaddling sucks cock July 25, 2017

Buttered

a saying and or term used to express the sheer greatness of someone's new haircut

"Aye jit look at miko his barber BUTTERED his ass"

by flexhim November 21, 2020