Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

Brusseling

When a person crouches over some ones head and poos and little bit. Usually done down an alley.

Martin takes the shit in his face and eyes AGAIN after some heavy Brusseling from Acer !

by ButtMuncher2 May 24, 2011

Brussels

Capital of Europe. Language spoken there is Dutch; The Dutch spelling of the word is Brussel.

I don't live in Brussels.

by Jafje May 20, 2007

Brussel-Sprouting

When another man cums all over another mans balls.

'I was being sodomized by my buddy and at the point of ejaculation he pulled out and brussel sprouted me.'

by Stuart Slater March 9, 2005

bussed

A state of mind occurring after one has just smoked a bus transfer ticket, usually just feels like a headache.

Dude, I'm gonna get so bussed tonight!

by DeRack March 22, 2009

brussels

Disgusting vegetable presented to naughty children at Christmas.

Eat your brussels, you snivelling brat!

by Dave Hooke September 6, 2008

Bruised Bananas

A "chinese banana" who acts black.

I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride

by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003