Brusted
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Brusted
(adj) the act of going out with the boys, innocently, but having the night turn out horribly wrong for one member of the group. This is typically because of over-drinking or general douche-baggery.
How was the Irish pub the other night? It was fine except that Mike brusted the whole damn thing...He had five beers and then puked on the dance floor. That guy cannot hold his booze.
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Brusted by The real Gilius Thunderhead March 29, 2021
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BustedPosters by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop
A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.
Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."
Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop
Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?
What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?
I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.
You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!
Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.
Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.
Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?
What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?
I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.
You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!
Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.
Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.
Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop by The Creep1 March 27, 2013
Bum-brushed
The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.
All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.
This is when the bum-brushing commences.
All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.
This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened
Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.
Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.
Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.
Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.
Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.
Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.
Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.
Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.
Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
Bum-brushed by Luke_emia December 14, 2022
Never Been Busted
(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation
A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!
"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)
"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)
Never Been Busted by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009