A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
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When you are nailing your mrs so hard your penis slips out, you go to ram back in and it bends your cock and you bruise it.
“I was mailing Lauren so hard it slipped out and I bruised my cock on way back in, gave her a Adamson bruiser”
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An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.
by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008
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2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way
2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way
1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.
2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!
2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!
by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010
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Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.
-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.
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