Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.
Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)
by The Beezy One March 3, 2004
Get the Bretting a joke mug.The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.
by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010
Get the Banana Boating mug.Sally: He told me he liked me... I don't think I like him anymore.
Jessica: Sally! You're totally botting!
Jack: Once I told her I liked her, she ran away. She is such a botter.
Jessica: Sally! You're totally botting!
Jack: Once I told her I liked her, she ran away. She is such a botter.
by yeeting247 December 18, 2015
Get the botting mug.A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?
Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.
Guy: No problem.
Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.
Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
Get the Viking Boating mug.Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
Get the Paddle Boating mug.Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.
by Dli March 19, 2014
Get the bretting mug.the practice of inserting obscure pop-culture references or quotes (sans footnotes) in casual conversation in order to (implicitly) connect with those who understand that reference.
(M is about to leave a party, saying goodbye to P)
M: See you guys. Thanks for all the fish.
(referencing Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - M is brocasting in a subtle manner)
P: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
(P is thereby completing the quote, thus indicating that he is also familiar with the reference. P has successfully received the brocast)
M: See you guys. Thanks for all the fish.
(referencing Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - M is brocasting in a subtle manner)
P: So long, and thanks for all the fish.
(P is thereby completing the quote, thus indicating that he is also familiar with the reference. P has successfully received the brocast)
by 3-309 November 10, 2012
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