breamer

A breamer is a large akwardly shaped mechanism strapped like a baby to the front of ones chest or torso. This item is used to help one bream, or in real people terms, breath.

Back in the days, the breamer was nothing but an old fire hose shoved in your throat and plugged into a fan.
But now adays, you can purchase the breamer2000 s60x breamanator wireless glow-in-the-dark water proof breamer with built in features such as bremo-expresso for a quick breath to get you going in the morning and the built in sundial to keep track of the time all day.

Whats that mister? Its my breamer. Cant bream without it.

I cant bream! Wheres my breamer?!

Man, the air on mount everest is sure hard do bream. I really wish i had my breamer right now.

Thanks to my breamer, my underwater expeditions last longer than 45 seconds!

by shymanski January 4, 2007

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bremerton

A lame city located on the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington State. Known for: high crime rate, hookers, meth, navy sailors, and the ever frightening bremelo. Should you find yourself in bremerton you have taken a dangerous wrong turn.

Typical day of life in bremerton,

Cody - "Let's go to Wallmart".

Leroy - "We did that yesterday and it was lame".

Cody - "Yeah, well lets go find us some bremelos".

by bremelo_lvr@yahoo.com April 28, 2006

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belmar

An upstate cesspool populated by aging hipsters who live with their parents, professional DJs and other "artists", cokeheads, underachievers, self-absorbed (for no discernible reason) posers, alcoholics, drug addicts and losers. This is the place to go if you want to end up on welfare, with kidney failure, on an anti-viral cocktail, or if you have failed at every other juncture in life, an identity. If you kiss the owner's son's gigantic ass, you may end up with a temporary job, which granted is not easy to come by in the wasteland that is Binghamton, and the gratifying sense that a bunch of chronically aimless, unattractive, age-inappropriate, talentless wannabes think you are "cool". IMPORTANT: This sense of coolness and accomplishment will never be correlated by the outside world so it is crucial that you NEVER LEAVE THE BELMAR.

It's wing night at the Belmar.

by awesome101 January 19, 2008

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Belmar

A Town in at the Jersey Shore, Monmouth County. Can also be described as Central Jersey. Bruce Springsteen and the E street Band was located on 10th ave and E Street in Belmar. The Song 10th Ave Freezeout was about the house on 10th Ave. Belmar is not realized as a freindly town due to the high levels of tourism. Usuall tourists are Guidos. Club scences, loud cars, and the Italian Flag are distinqishable features of the Town. Belmar is refered to as B town.

If you want to go to the Beach, follow the Garden State Parkway until you get to exit 98 and you will see a sign for Belmar. That is a good spot to rest at. Vinny and Geno had a great time there.

by Lawn Gnome November 12, 2007

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Belmont MA

Town in MA, borders Cambridge. Has many different neighborhoods, including the Grove, The Hill, and the Kendall Area. The Hill is one of the many very wealthy areas of Belmont, but there are many other areas. Home to McLean's Mental Hospital, where many celebrities have gone including James Taylor. A Japanese princess went to Belmont High School, an OK school that used be really good in the past. There are also 4 elementary schools, a middle school that looks like a prison (due to a "watchtower" spiral staircase), Belmont Hill School, and Belmont Day School (both private schools). There are about 8 banks in the center of town. Many recognize Boozemont as an accepted name for this town, as demonstrated by the 2005 Laouau fiasco, made famous on some national TV programs. Mitt Romney lives here in a massive house, and at least half the town thinks he's a total ass.

-You're from Belmont MA?
-Yeah.
-So what you're like a millionaire?
-Hell, no. I don't live on the Hill or anything.

by qiour;klf October 1, 2006

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