the break up

when you want to break up with your boyfriend, but dont know how, give him a hand job. and when he jizzes, slap it on his face and tell him you're done.

i performed "the break up" with my ex boyfriend because i didnt know how else to do it

by schroeder6 July 8, 2009

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break up beard

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

by SRVciple November 8, 2011

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Tabasco Break up

Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up.

Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"

Friend: " What did you do?"

Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"

by KMobley December 28, 2009

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break up

1. to break into smaller pieces
(i.e. : grinding marijuana buds)
2. to break into smaller portions for multiple users.

I had to break up the pot I bought today so i can roll it without a stem popping out.

by tweak August 18, 2003

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The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.

"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"

"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."

by Jikella February 13, 2010

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