braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.

I wish I still had my braces.

Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.

by we found a problem January 5, 2009

braces

Can either be the most beautiful or the ugliest accessory, depending completely on the people who wear it.

I don't mind braces on a hot Asian chick (I love them in fact), but it annoys the hell out of me when I see some pizza-faced geek wearing them.

by Lysergsaure August 23, 2006

booby braces

A bra. Used to hold a woman's assets (or man's :p?) in place to prevent sagging. Can also be used to give the appearance of larger breasts. See wonderbra.

Dude1: Duuuuude, my new girlfriend is like an F-cup! I'm the luckiest guy in the world!

Dude2: Does she wear a bra?

Dude1: No. Why?

Dude2: Dude, they may be perky now, but down the road those are gonna sag! She may wanna invest in some booby braces.

Dude1: Dude, shut up!

by mikeygoodfella June 20, 2009

Pamela Des Barres

Pamela Des Barres (formerly Miller) was born in the right place at the right time. She came into the world as a California native, in the amazing 60's. She loved rock 'n' roll from the moment she saw Elvis Presly. After Elvis, she fell for Paul McCartney. After The Beatles, it was The Rolling Stones. Then a friend of hers introduced her to Captain Beefheart, the first real live "rock star" she ever met. She had fallen for rock stars, and, well wanted to please them. She got what she wanted. She slept with rockstars such as Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, Jimmy Page, Noel Redding, and Mick Jagger, among others.

She had an all girl band, one of the first all girl rock bands, the GTO's. (GTO stood for many things, on of which is Girls Together Outrageosly)
Finally, she settled down with rocker Michael Des Barres. She soon after had a son, Nick Des Barres.
I'm With The Band: Confessions of a Groupie was her first tell-all book. She has written 3 other books, Take Another Little Piece of My Heart: A Groupie Grows Up, Rock Bottom: Dark Moments in Music Babylon and Carved in Rock.

Pamela Des Barres had sex with Keith Moon! I'm jealous.

by xRaex July 31, 2008

braces

1.Medievil teeth straitening devices.(also torture devices 2.For people enjoy hurting the people they kiss. 3.For people to dont like going down on guys with foreskin. you just cercomsize them with your braces. 4.For fat people. you lose so mch weight with braces cause most of the junk food you cant eat.

1.Evil dentist: you need medievil teeth strai... i mean braces.

2.*whispers to friend* hey dare me to kis that guy over there and hurt him cause i got braces....

3.**thinks to self** eww he has foreskin.. hmm iknow what to do **smiles** **braces glissen** guy: **sreams**

4. TV voice: Need to lose weight? well get braces you fatty.

by XxtroubledchildxX July 16, 2007

Bareskin Gel

Bareskin Gel is a silky smooth sexual lubricant that when applied to the genitals before & during sex provides more stimulating moisturization & is a masturbation aid. Bareskin Gel is a light gel that closely matches the body's own natural fluids.

Leave the Bareskin Gel on top of the night stand & not in the drawer so there will be no fumbling for it during a heated session of make-up sex.

by barecat December 10, 2011

Braces

The (probably) living and breathing version of hell, and a contraption that converts hot people into fugly nerds, like myself.

Briana:Crap, I have to get braces.
Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie
Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DRAWER!
Ken:Your braces make you fugly

by aRetardedSquirrel November 24, 2006