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brianwashed

When an imposter illusionist masquerading as a magician forces his own opinions and beliefs on you so badly and with such force that you have no choice but to submit to his will. He fraudulently parades around as a beautiful deep being full of magic and mysticism and an inner knowing that makes others curiously drawn to him.

Unfortunately Brianwashed huemans get trapped in a human matrix TeHE BRIAN had laid for them. This HUEManix is a ridiculous facade of some cobbled together graphics and a Wordpress site, which is only a small step above a WIX page.

To become feee from the brianwashing takes a strong moral character and visual clarity so that you can see the truth if the matter at hand, brianwashed people can sometimes be confused with actual crazy people and may spend some time in a loony bin or a mental health facility where they will learn how terribly ineffective our current mental health practices are at CURES.

The biggest asylum for those who have been affected by a Brianwashing end up at the Disneyland Insane Assylum in Riverside, CA.

There is no ckear way to avoid an attach from the entity that is the BRIAN. BUT the most effective way to heal from such an experience is with lovin kindmess and patience, gentle handholding, and compassionate care for the inner child of your heart and soul.

Love and Light Clear Brain Storms & clean 🧼 yet brianwashing.
Lucy Light: Oh my lord, did you get brianwashed too?

Lili Light: Yes I did, but I was stuck at the Paris Disneyland assylum.

Lucy Light: damn, how was it? I had to stay overnight at the Riverside Disneyland assylum. So many hyenas were there, but we also saw many other avatars, like Mickey, Pocahontas, Jem, and Tom Cowan, the beautiful gay vampire who can shapeshift and change time. Did you see anyone?
Lili Light: All I saw was Esmeralda and a rat. 🤷 ♀️
by Whatsit2yaa May 1, 2022
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brainless gay

A guy who is literally gay to the point where they would say “I wish I was gay I hate girls
That dude is such a brainless gay. Why does he hate girls?”
“What type of person is hates girls so much that they would want to be gay? A brainless gay.”
by Blitz1197 May 21, 2023
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Texas thot brainwash syndrome

Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.
"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."
by Exelios July 13, 2019
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BrainLess

A terrible thing that happens when born out of a womb that is not ripe. This is a very rare disease that happens 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 people Only un-dope parents can have this problem. It depends how much time they spend on the internet and watching TV.
"HOLY S%^& ITS BRAINLESS, A BRAINLESS CHILD!? YOU MUST BE THE MOST UN-DOPE PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE"
by WordsAreWeird101 May 29, 2017
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brainless

"im apart of the flat earth society"
"no wonder why your (brainless)"
by human clone of a donkey March 17, 2019
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Brainwashed

When a Chinese person supports their own country according tiktok he westerners
Filipino: I love my own country the Philippines

Typical westerner: ohh okay cool tour very patriotic you love your own country how cool!!
Indian person: I love my own country and the goverment is really good to us!!
Typical westerner: oh cool you love your own country and goverment your patriotic towards India!
Chinese person: I love my own country China I live a good life their
Typical westerner: your brainwashed go back to China 😡

Chinese person: bruh am I not allowed to like my own country

Typical westerner: your brainwashed
by whydoistillliveonearth October 15, 2020
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Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are
Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”
by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022
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