circle-booking

When two or more individuals are in the same location talking to eachother through Facebook or any other social networking site.

Are you all in the same house circle-booking?

by LoLoIscrrraaaazy March 4, 2010

False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

bonking

having sex using a space hopper

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy

by totalguy January 8, 2004

blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.

They are definitely going to be blonking tonight

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015