bonogasm

When you are so enamored of your own self righteous glory that you blow a load in your pants every time you look at yourself in a mirror or think about yourself in the third person.

After a two hour sermon on the evils of sin, Jerry Falwell had a bonogasm after getting a glimpse of himself on the door of his limo.

by Mike Fryberger April 1, 2007

bonerjam

1. a bonerjam is where individuals gather, as many would gather for a party or fiesta, and have so much fun dancing with each other to music that causes individuals to jam, or dance to, and in the process forcing the males to achieve a mind-blowing erection. Females can achieve a boner jam by developing increased hardening in their nipples and a moistness in their vaginal area. The difference between males and females is that the male must jam his boner into something and the female must have her vaginajammed with a boner. Out of this act a dish may be contrived, known as bonerjambalaya, with its roots in Creole culture.

2.an individual that sucks so hard at life that he dances, or jams, to music but he is such a loser, or boner that his dancing is referred to as a "bonerjam". Those dubbed "bonerjam" are never very popular with the general public.

1.Bryan and all his friends had such a fun time at the beach that when someone started blasting Lady Gaga, a bonerjam ensued, resulting in a very dirty and sandy bonerjambalaya that was left in puddles all over the sand.
2. Jessica walked into the class reunion and requested "Take on Me" by Ah-Ha and resulted in a horrific display of one of the greatest bonerjams, causing all who witnessed it to begin whipping cake at her in disgust.

by shukakke May 28, 2010

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 25, 2006

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005

bonerga

The ultimate stage of having an erection, also known (in my terms) when your cock cannot get any harder or longer and you are forced to strain to keep it that way...can also be known as the super-saiyan stage of erections.

Oh my god...I..HAVE..A BONERGA!!!

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

bowelgasm

when a person becomes so excited, frightened, startled, or starts completely freaking out, and it causes all of the feces in the bowel to shoot out with excesive force.

when steven listend to MSI, he had an instant bowelgasm.

i scared amanda so bad last night, she lost control and had a bowelgasm!

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009

boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.

Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.

by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004