Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

by Bad birch June 29, 2018

Birchy

A real gent on the glove

The Eagle is a real Birchy

by TeamSynergy February 26, 2020

Birch

I type of wood that attracts the ladies.

I thought that my sex life was over. I made a non fire with Birch and BAM!! I can’t get the ladies off my dick.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

Birchwood

Birchwood is a small part of Warrington hid away in the woods that is mostly drug dealers who drop off on mobility scooters or old wrinkley cunts and busy bodies who sit and rat on people for no random reason apart from pure boredom, the rest of the population consists of baghead stoners who either wears nothing but berghouse and north face or skates all day and does nothing else, it’s also known for its scruffy school and scruffier people.

Do you know anywhere I can get food in birchwood? No There’s a centre but I know someone who does good bags of haze

by Suck ur fat nan April 5, 2021

Birchia

The State of Birchia
Located in Minecraft Servers, Steam, and virtually everyone on the website birchcorp.net

The Federation of Birchia will rise after it's long gone President Birch.

by BirchTree1205 October 2, 2021

Birch tree

What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest

Explain you birch tree🦌

by Purplemf February 25, 2022

Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010