The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.
In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
by grumblord March 20, 2007
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*gets side eyed *
"if someone calls u peng ur suppose to say thanks"
"I only say thanks to good looking people"
"ahh..... She's boying you, she just called you ugly im dead
*kiss of teeth *
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*gets side eyed *
"if someone calls u peng ur suppose to say thanks"
"I only say thanks to good looking people"
"ahh..... She's boying you, she just called you ugly im dead
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*laughter *😂 😂
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A booty call this word became popular from a Drake song called Hotline Bling
Ex: "I know when that hotline bling, when that can only mean one thing"
Ex: "I know when that hotline bling, when that can only mean one thing"
Katy: Oh my God, John is calling
Katy's friend: It's a hotline bling
Katy: Well he's not getting any tonight
Katy's friend: It's a hotline bling
Katy: Well he's not getting any tonight
by Kaylalani September 29, 2015
Get the hotline bling mug.A sub genre of Hip-Hop that tends to focus on money, women, cars, and jewelry. The artists are primarily young African-American males that are found by major labels to help sustain profitability with little substance and investment in the artists' future.
Examples of Bling-Hop rappers include: Lil Wayne, Souljah Boy, Slim Thug, Birdman, and P. Diddy
Another example would be most artists who display a dumb look on there face while cheesing with gold and diamond teeth in there mouth.
Another example would be most artists who display a dumb look on there face while cheesing with gold and diamond teeth in there mouth.
by Rod Adkins July 4, 2008
Get the Bling-Hop mug.Defines the gap between regular economics and the actualy economics of society. The coutries finacial definitions are defined by the governments assumption on what the "AVERAGE" family does, however bling economics describes the fact that the modern families want more than the average family.
For instance the average family according to the govt shops for nescafe and the mordern person want starbucks.
THEREFORE, pricing things according to the govts rate of inflation as oposed to bling economics rate of inflation leads many of the population taking pay cuts.
For instance the average family according to the govt shops for nescafe and the mordern person want starbucks.
THEREFORE, pricing things according to the govts rate of inflation as oposed to bling economics rate of inflation leads many of the population taking pay cuts.
Govt: The current rate of inflation is 2.5%
bling economics: The rate of inflation for consumerist economy is 10%
bling economics: The rate of inflation for consumerist economy is 10%
by Harsh MC July 11, 2007
Get the Bling Economics mug.Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.
by Malagent May 24, 2006
Get the hooptie bling mug.Refers to large pieces of jewelry worn by hippys and or granolas; typically but not limited to glass pieces, crystals, shells, beads of different origins, usually warn on the neck on a piece of hemp or black cord. Usually, has spiritual but not religious meanings. multiple pieces can be worn together by either males or females.
by Jessica DelVecchio January 27, 2008
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