Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

Out of the blocks

The act of going really fast, going all out.

Dude, your 400m was out of the blocks!
Slow down, man, you're running obnoxiously fast
I can't help it, I'm out of the blocks!

by telliott93 April 4, 2011

on blocks

Taken from the practice of leaving a car which has been thoroughly stripped up on concrete blocks. Something is said to be 'on blocks' when one comes back and finds it has been ransacked thoroughly.

I told you not to let anyone in--now my whole room's up on blocks!

Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

put up on blocks

Ripped off. Swindled.

You paid how much for those shoes?! Man, you got put up on blocks

by Chris Love January 20, 2007

guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 27, 2005

blackass

A very dark-skinned black person.

Ay, Blackass come over here.

by MzRed06 May 9, 2006

blackasian

A person of half Black and half asian persuasion.

I would like to get me a peice of that blackasian girl

by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005