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stop breathing my air

Stop breathing my air is something you say to someone who is a complete waste of space. It is most commonly used when someone has said or done something unbelievably stupid.
Example:

"Yo, did you hear about that Hitler guy? Someone needs to stop him!"

(awkward silence)

"Stop breathing my air."
by fairytales December 28, 2007
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anal bleaching

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.
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beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
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Power Breathing

While asleep, the person has a normal inhale and breathing pattern, but has a very forceful, violent exhale, loud enough to wake up their sleeping partner.
Honey please roll over, your power breathing is keeping me awake.
by Uncle Pervee May 3, 2010
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cock breathing dragon

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!
by Ryan hillenbrand 91 March 6, 2017
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fire breathing bitch queen

a quote from the throne of glass book used to describe a fucking bad ass queen
damn she just burned him so bad she’s such a fire breathing bitch queen
by potterhead05 August 26, 2019
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Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"
ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*
by Trains Lol October 12, 2018
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