Door Breacher

The door breacher is the first person in a tactical or SWAT team, responsible for opening the entryway for the rest of the team so they and freely move in and handle business.

The door breacher is set to make entry. Is the team ready. Move in when he’s out of the way.

by Officer Apollo April 11, 2019

Bleached Asshole

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

Bleachiro

A nickname given to a half-Japanese, half-white baseball player who is usually very fast and gets a lot of hits like Japanese baseball player Ichiro Suzuki
Means "bleached Ichiro" because the person being nicknamed is half white.

Dude we won our game today. Bleachiro went 4-4 with 3 triples and a home run.

by pababeruthkid June 14, 2009

Bleached My Sheets

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

by hunterf September 7, 2009

Bleached Tuxedo

When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.

Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!

by Larksgirl February 24, 2010

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Under the Bleachers

A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.

The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.

I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.

by ZedSpot May 30, 2010