security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.

Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.

by TheBlankey February 4, 2006

cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004

Blanketsexual

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it

He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual

by Morad Abdelrasheed June 18, 2020

blanket time bomb

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it

holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?

by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010

L-shaped blanket

One of the many movie sex scene clichés when the two actors are under the sheets while the man's chest is exposed and the womans breasts are unexposed, forming a rotated "L".

Oh damn those stupid L-shaped blankets. I get all horny and can't even see the chick's damn tits. I'm turning this shit off and slipping in a porno.

by Damien Dante June 29, 2009

Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

blanky mcblanksalot

A generic term used to describe one who engages in a particular habitual behavior. Fill in the "blank"s with whichever behavior fits the individual in question.

Blanky McBlanksalot sure loves to BLANK.
What a surprise, Crappy McCrapsalot needs to use the bathroom again.
You're just never happy, are you, Whiny McWhinesalot?
Jerky McJerksalot needs some "alone time", if you know what I mean.

by Joey Headset March 7, 2008