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Forced Birther

Formerly known as pro life. Someone who thinks they’re pro life, but doesn’t actively support anything other than a fetus being born, whether it’s capable of living past birth or not, or whether it’ll harm the mother or not.
J: Hey brad, I’m pro life, what about you?
B: Dude, you are? What are you doing about the formula shortage right now? Or the thousands of kids in foster care?
J: The what? I don’t know about any of that I just don’t think abortion is okay.
B: That sounds like being a Forced Birther to me James, you need to support other things to lower abortion instead of being outright against it. Then the rates at which women and uterus owners need them will actually go down!
J: Woah really! Okay, let’s try doing that instead of stealing away a Woman’s and Uterus Owners right to choose!
B: Glad to have you on board!
by XashestoashesX May 13, 2022
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Snitch-bitchery

When one refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and tries to divert attention away from those actions by calling to light someone else's wrongful action.
Me and a co-worker both came late to work. To punish me, my manager told me I had to stay late. I told him I was only staying late if the other guy stays too.

I am a practitioner of snitch-bitchery at it's finest.
by DaBossRickyRoss July 14, 2009
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mother bitcher

somthing that a drunk russian yells. A corruption of mother fucker.
by BlanKman January 26, 2005
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birtherversary

1. The anniversary of the day which you were born.

2. a commemorative event celebrating the lifelong union between you and life.
"OMG! that's such a big diamond! whens the wedding?!?!"

"Oh, I'm not getting married, this was for my 25th birtherversary."
by SweetNettaTaTa March 2, 2012
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Bitcherina

A bitchin' chick that no one likes but still requires an ass load of self gratification, for doing absolutely nothing to help anyone.
"She didn't do anything to help me with my math project, that bitcherina."
by doingitforthelols June 2, 2015
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bitchervise

The art of bitching and directing people.
Bitchervise, I can't move or drink but I can bitch and direct....as you well know!
by Dieselblues July 6, 2015
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birchett

A family member that will beat the ship out of any opponent if needed or if felt.
He's a Birchett Birch- et
by Birchett June 6, 2017
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