betterhead

everything like good betterhead

see that girl her body looking good bet she is a betterhead

by tyson March 23, 2004

bettermentflux

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.

The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.

by Jonathan Michaels February 7, 2006

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

betterste

"Excellent" as in South African slang.

He made himself a betterste burger with slap chips.

by The1 May 13, 2005

betterbet

A more worthwhile chance at winning

Sure bet your bottom dollar on betterbet.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

AA batteries

A cute ship name of two soulmates with names that start with A. They are a lovely couple and they will be together forever and ever. Everyone thinks they are adorable and the most perfect couple!

Ashlyn: hey aiden, everyone loves how we are dating. just like how i love you 😘

Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!

by lovebugforlife14 March 2, 2021

bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

by Lisa August 12, 2004