Bellington

The coolest, funniest guy you’ll ever know

Lazy as heck but still does stuff, I guess

Likes to eat food, especially your food

But he's a real friend

An overall great guy

Bellington made the funniest joke early. but he still ate my last wing

by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL February 23, 2019

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Bellingham

A town in Bellingham, where middle schoolers are so obsessed with touching door frames three have broken so far, everyone vapes smokes, the bathroom smells like fruity tooty + burnt chicken and 63 is a great number. (63 felonies on a pedo teacher), our sport teams are shit other than maybe men’s volleyball (Joke)

Me: Let’s go boys let’s win this game!!
Every other town: I’m about to end this whole mans career

Bellingham news: another defeat as the shithawks continue their amazing record of 0-8

by Eskimo’s with big tits April 28, 2019

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beerlingual

-bi(ə)r li ng gwəl-

adjective
speaking a foreign language only well enough to get a drink.

noun
A person only fluent enough in a language to order a drink.

Though Jack is illiterate, he is beerlingual enough to get a beer in any country he visits.

by Osiris Black August 12, 2009

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Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

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