You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.
Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?
by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020
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Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup
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by Gay Violet December 16, 2019
Get the White Blanched Potato mug.The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).
At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.
by houlihouli February 20, 2020
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That girl Libby is the biggest banchee I have ever seen, all she does is run down the hallways screaming and sticking her butt out like she is cute. She is annoying, don't you hate her? I heard she make her voice sound like that because she thinks it is cute. F.Y.I it isn't!
by South Vigo Highschool April 13, 2008
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