Beanbagging

The act of being aloof, zoned out, or too high to function.

Wow you’re really beanbagging it today aren’t you?

by beanbagginit101 May 5, 2022

Beanbagged

Having sex on a beanbag

“Do you want to get beanbagged?”

by Babaganoosh7772 December 27, 2022

beanbanger

A clumsy oaf whose finger banging skills consist of smashing the clitoris like a polar bear attempting to open a safe full of baby seals.

Her latest suitor spent last evening fumbling around her hatchet wound like the most basic beanbanger for the last time, and left her orgasm unrealized.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Beanbag

A low-impact insult deployed by a heavily intoxicated individual when their brain has clocked out but their mouth is still taking shots. Typically used with great confidence and zero clarity, often aimed at friends who are merely existing nearby.

Lawrence, three drinks past coherence, pointed at us and slurred ‘beanbags’ like he’d just delivered a devastating mic drop, then immediately asked what day it was.

by Corey Daul January 25, 2026

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

carpet beanbag

The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.

Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"

by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018