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beanus

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus
he brags about his beanus all the time.
by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007
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because

A word that all parents can't live without. It has no real meaning.
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!!!!"
"WHY THE HELL NOT?"
Because.
by Chloe September 9, 2003
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because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic
"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."
by BJWise April 20, 2016
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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because fuck you

another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.
I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.

I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.
by Herpderpdederp October 27, 2012
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You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007
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Beatus Meatus

Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus
by Murtuza August 29, 2021
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