Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

tripple a battery

Nick name for aromantic, asexual, agender people

Hey d you think i have a chance with Arson?

No, they're a tripple a battery so you've got no chance

Dang...

by im u fucking sadist17 May 20, 2021

Brooklyn Batter

When someone attempts to give a "Vinny Caruso" and fails, the Brooklyn batter is said to appear from the trunk of a '96 Chevy Caprice with a baseball bat and straighten things out.

After getting a blumpkin from a girl, I tried to give a girl the Vinny Caruso but I didn't have enough gas left, so the Brooklyn Batter came out and took his revenge on me off 26th and Douchebag

by MikeDfromDaBlock March 1, 2009

flange batter

pussy juice or female ejaculate

I went down on her and got her flange batter all over my chops

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004

Saddle Batter

The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.

After that 60-mile bike ride through Borneo, I had some major saddle batter souping up.

by Ruge July 6, 2009

low battery day

A down day.

This is a perfect song for a low battery day.

by voicemails May 8, 2014

battery chucker

No-Cal, (Northern California) Fan, for his perceived tendency to throw batteries at opposing players, especially those from So-Cal. Mostly Giant's Baseball Fan.

"Shit, that Battery Chucker just launched a 9 Volt from the Upper Upper Deck of Candlestick Park."

"That Battery Chucker just ran the length of the stadium from the Upper Deck down to 1st Base to call out AJ Pierzynski."

by Reidk April 28, 2004