Bayarian

n. slang. (Also bayarean, Bay Arean | eng. Bay Area + an|) A native of Northern California's Bay Area. Specifically, a native not from San Francisco or Oakland.

I'm originally from Indiana, which makes me a Hoosier; Rich was born in San Jose and raised in the South Bay suburbs. He's an honest-to-god Bayarian.

by bayarean345 January 25, 2012

bavarian fuckfuck

An imaginary bird referenced to by someone when frustration or agitation is confirmed by another with him/her cursing.
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Someone who tends to curse quite frequently in frustration or in agitation.

I need to suspend that bavarian fuckfuck before he screws the whole school over.
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Relax....kick back....think of the bavarian fuckfuck....

by 180873 March 12, 2008

Bavarian Trench Shot

When a women pulls her shirt down as if she is flashing, but does not expose any nipple.

Man 1: Dude, Marissa flashed me last night.
Man 2: I bet she has pancake nipples.
Man 1: Couldn't tell ya, she gave me a Bavarian Trench Shot.

by Pretty boy Steve December 2, 2013

Bavarian kiss

Kiss someone after performing anilingus on them.

Taudl loved to Bavarian kiss because the taste her own asshole on Johann's tongue was delicious.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017

Bavarian Papsmear

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

by klondike bar May 9, 2006

Bavarian Big One

something that completely sucks.

getting really screwed over by a friend that you were depending on

"That Bites the Bavarian Big One."

My Pap use to Always say When he had to do Something that he did not want to, or if My Grandma would ask him Something,
"That really Bites the Bavarian Big One. Well, come on lets go."

by Ronny Placzek February 12, 2008

Sengoku Basara

The most illogical, pointless anime in the world. Originally based on the game series " Sengoku Basara", one of the worst things to ever seep from the depths of Capcom.

Kid1: Hey, have you seen the new episode of Sengoku Basara yet?

Kid2: Shut the hell up, man, that show bites more ass than the video game version!

by Ami-chan July 30, 2010