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Diane Barnes 

Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!
That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.

Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words

Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart
Diane Barnes by PSEUDOwhapWhap October 8, 2021

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.
I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

Wayne Barnes 

Also see definition of wanker, tosser, blind.

Now widely known as the referee of the 2007 Rugby World quarter final played between New Zealand and France when the All Blacks were knocked out of the tournament.

He made two crucial mistakes that most New Zealanders will never forgive him for: Missing a forward pass and an unjustified sending off.
"Wayne Barnes the Rugby referee needs to get his eyes checked"
Wayne Barnes by Matt Astle November 26, 2007

Jimmy Barnes 

Jimmy Barnes, or "Barnsey" was a singer in a popular 70s/80s pub rock band called "Cold Chisel". His loud, raspy, screaming vocals could be heard down the end of the street by the time he became a successful solo artist in his own right during the 80s and early 90s. His loud pub rock music and mullet hairdo was, and still is popular with many Australian yobbo types who like cricket and footy and beer and steak.
Well the last train out of Sydney's almost gone.

Whoa, he's a working class man.
Jimmy Barnes by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004

Early barnes 

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford
Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.
Early barnes by rtj loco September 25, 2003

Scottie Barnes 

A very famous basketball player my friend loves him so much. Also, he is a player in the NBA team raptors.
Jhonny: Yooo! it's Scottie Barnes!!!
Me: cool.