baldhead

in rastafarianism, the term baldhead refers to someone who is not rasta. also someone who is generally an outsider. also someone who is generally considered 'square' or uncool. also used as term for bad racist white person.

'we gonna chase them crazy baldheads right out of town' - bob marley

by rosebud February 10, 2004

bald parrot

When you are at the movies (on a date or with friends) and there is an irritating asshole in front of you, making noise or talking, you pull your ball sack out, rest it on his shoulder, and you shout "BAKAW" (bird noise, works for better effect if you make a parrot noise, whatever that may be).

This non-gentleman at the movies last weekend kept sneezing. My girlfrind and I could not hear our movie so we got pissed. I decided to take things into my own hands, bald parrot time, to shut this fucker up once and for all. I pulled my shaved nut sack out, gently sat it on his shoulder, a screamed BAKAW!!! He got the point that he was being a noisy asshole, and he left. Problem solved.

by badossnotbadass August 1, 2008

Baldito

What CrankThatFrank decided to call the Banditøs

“We’re not Banditøs anymore. We’re BALDITOS.” ~CrankThatFrank

by Bandito394 May 29, 2019

baldette

a word you can call a bald person; similar to brunette

Person 1: Did you see that bald person that just walked by?

Person 2: Yes I did. Such a beautiful baldette...

by diorando August 2, 2020

Baldinati

* Bald illuminate theory
* theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult
When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel'
and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things

A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the

BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory
where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald

which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"

Tormuj : omg bald illuminati?
Nina : mhm baldinati.

silver : baldinati is real
cissy : baldinati truther?

ace : where is corpse??
Merli : omg what if baldinati kidnapped him???

Alice: did you guys spam baldinati?

Faith : yes . deamon bald illuminati is real

Ava: this should be trending

by tormiee July 16, 2021

bald beaver

It is a pussy that has been shaved.

A female that shaves her pubic hair has a bald beaver.

by dude357 November 6, 2008

Baldar

The most beautiful, devine, higher being imaginable

Baldar should be worshipped, and taught in school

by royaltyrusty January 5, 2021