Yer Great Grandad Is A Banged Lad

THE WORST OF THE WORST ALL WHOM HAPPEN TO FACE THIS INSULT ARE INSTANTLY EARASED FROM ALL OF HISTORY BE WARY MY CHILDREN BE WARY INDEED

Jim: Yer grandpap a trap
John: Yer great grandad is a banged lad
Jim: G O N E

by Cock boi 911 March 13, 2018

banged

packed out to capacity or even over crowded, as in a place or venue

Damn, the club was banged last night, we could hardly move

by DJGarry March 6, 2011

chat shit get banged

Four words used to fill out sentences, adding nothing of any value.

An English proverb made popular through the famed think-tank James Vardy of Leicester City F.C.

*incomprehensible noises*chat shit get banged*more noises*

by DuckBilledTwattipus January 3, 2016

banged up helmet

An ugly person. Usually in reference to a female.

That chick has a smoking body, shame about the 'banged up helmet.'

by Spus July 24, 2007

finger banged the gorilla

Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla

Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.

by Jennifer May 17, 2004

um-bongoed

Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

by Weather Eye December 11, 2007

Scam Banged

1. Feeling the pinch of this recession due to some scams by some executives which helped create one of the worlds worst recessions. 2. Feels poor or has no money. 3. Feels ripped off. Derives from Gang Bang but here your banged by some executive scams instead.

1. "I lost everything, I got scam banged"

2. Q "got any money" A "No Im scam banged"

3. "That bank scam banged me"

by OE is me February 10, 2009