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ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles
Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'
by k November 23, 2003
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ballsactly

The combination of saying the word Exactly while thinking with your Balls
"Yo man you wanna hit that fly chick over there?"

"Ballsactly."
by Mike Outcalt May 18, 2007
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Ballsackistan

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.
What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.
by COCKWELLINGTON June 23, 2011
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Ballsacked

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.
Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked
by Seshmonster May 30, 2017
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Ballsack Icepack

The process have of filling up bowl with water and ice then dipping your balls in it. Most commonly done after a long day of work and getting your balls kicked all day.
"Yeah I think I'm going to head home and get the Ballsack Icepack ready. Hopefully they aren't bruised as bad as they were Tuesday."
by fred durst 2 September 1, 2023
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Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.
"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"
by russbag August 5, 2005
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Devil's Ballsack

So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.
Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.
by ImOnABoat April 7, 2014
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