Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

Baggin'

The act of stalking and ultimately capturing a walrus (mammal or representative of) with a bag of hessian construction. Pre-baggin' greese optional, but perferred.

DJH3MAX: Where's Al?
Trottimus: Hes out Baggin'

by BrainDeadHam August 6, 2012

Te'o Bagging

Putting your balls on a computer screen

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.

by Chickenstrip January 20, 2013

beggit

a person who begs attention either because they're socially inadequte or they are trying to get laid

"check that gyal tryna get on man when he's not on it. what a beggit!"

John is always trying to get invites to parties even though nobody likes him. John is always being a beggit

by Riz McSwagga July 22, 2011

hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.

"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"

by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006

Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock

My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging

by The Ghostface May 10, 2008

T Baggin

When a girl gets down and you dip your balls in and out of her mouth like a tea bag. Its the shit.

Yo dudes, me and mah girl were together last night, she got down and T bagged me for a minute before we got to the real stuff.

by Fidam September 19, 2005