I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

baseball glass faggot

those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb

look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Baseball

What people think about to avoid premature ejaculation, when having sex.

I wanted to please my wife, so I thought about baseball.

by Dalian April 10, 2006

Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 2, 2003

Moody Baseball

The best baseball program in Corpus Christi, TX!

Moody baseball 2004 state champs!

by spanky June 14, 2004

baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy

Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.

by Chicksdigthelongball August 4, 2012

Fantasy Baseball

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.

John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study

by Will.I.Am2121 October 11, 2010